Humorous Wedding Speech

I miss you so much! I cannot wait to see you at school in August. Living hours away from you is just too far away when we were together almost every day during the school year. I have so much to tell you and I want to hear all about your summer adventures in Costa Rica.

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

His eyes were glued to the remote dimple on the side of her cheek. It was his way of containing the boyish grin that illuminated his face when she spoke. He stared adoringly, until Jinora's hand found the top of his. Kai stepped forward and he took a fortifying breath.

The last time we talked, I informed you about my family vacation. I am cognizant that you have traveled to countless locations across the United States; therefore, I anticipate what you will think of the decision we have reached. Not only that, I am excited to pass on information regarding our semiannual vacation to North Carolina. Additionally, I have heard of several changes in your life, including a new job and a new car. This is phenomenal news that I am pleased to hear.

Good morning baby! I just wanted to give you something cute to wake up to, so here i am. I really hope that this will be able to put a smile on that cute face of yours. You are so unbelievably caring and kind and just flat out amazing. You deserve so much more than what you actually receive but then again, you are so young and you have such an amazing life ahead of you and hopefully, i will be able to see it as well. You just need to keep doing what you love and no matter what happens or whatever it may be, i’ll always be here for you. Not a day that passes by that i don’t feel blessed to have you. This is going to sound corny but i honestly do think that us meeting again may have been fate. I don’t like to think about what happened between us 6 months ago but i don’t want to ignore it because it happened and nothing can change that. But the point is, is that my love grew for you. And it continues to grow. Every single day when i talk to you i feel so complete and i feel like i really found the one. My love grows for you more and more every time that we talk.

But i also know that i will thrive because i have had you in my life. I am going to graduate this year and i am going to college. I have my permit and i have a job interview. These are things i never thought i would even be able to think about much less achieve. So while our parting has blindsided me and is very hard i know we will both thrive in whatever journey we choose to go on. I know this not only because you are one of the most genuine caring nurturing people i have ever had the pleasure of knowing but because i was given the opportunity to learn from you, to thrive under your watchful eye, and to come out the other side with the utmost confidence that i will succeed. I know how hard this is on you also, you tell us we can be selfish and we can cry because you are leaving. But i also understand that this is a huge change for you also and i just want to tell you again that i know you can do this because i know you and you are wonderful. While i may never see you again i will always carry a part of you with me because people who have impacted my life in such a way as you have impacted mine never

Good evening, thank you for having me here. I’m honored that I have been chosen to give my commencement speech and I’m glad to be here. First off, I’d like to thank the superintendent, also thanks to the administration, staff, the graduating class, and to all of you attended here today. The next generation, gathered here today, I’d like to tell you something very important that (I hope) you will consider sometime in the future. life is extremely difficult and challenging unless you work for your dreams and what you wish to achieve. Reach for the sky, because nothing is impossible unless you make it. I wish I had done certain things to my best ability, but that is in the past and time stops for no one. The future is what you should look forward

Hi everyone! I’m Emma Keaschall, Kala’s sister and I just want to say thank you to everyone for coming out today! It’s such a pleasure to be able to celebrate this special day with all of Kala and Doug’s friends and family.

Congratulations to all of the line officers, and officers! I know that you will go on to do great things during this term!

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation… oops, wrong speech. *pulls out large stack of papers* Ahh… here it is.*clear throat* Hello, I am Naomi Lee, friend and Sister to the lovely bride who about half of us came here to see. I love her, enough to forgive her for no longer sharing a last name with me. But, that is besides the point, because me and the new Mrs.Granger have a lot of stories, which I had to pick through. Some would say it is easy, but if you had her as a sister, well, you know to leave out the embarrassing ones.

So, I’ve been dating this guy named Bruce Spencer, from OkCupid for the past month.

Hello. For those who don’t know me, I’m Samantha. I am the maid of honour, sister and believe it or not, friend of the bride. I’d like to start off by pointing out that Maryssa looks absolutely stunning. Oh and Braeden, you look alright too I guess.

For those of you who don’t know me I'm Mo, Deanna is my (only by 197 days)older sister

Good evening friends, family, members of staff, and fellow graduates. I would like to thank everyone for taking your time to come here tonight and celebrating this achievement we have worked eighteen years for.

I am also so happy I got to spend my birthday with you. I really liked grabbing tacos from Bakersfield, it was a great choice. And seeing your coffee shop and some of your other places you go was good. It will be nice to put some scenery to places so I can actually picture where you 're at. Brown Town was cool too. I really enjoyed River Jam and our great spots we got along the river and at the restaurant. We do get lucky baby. That place is awesome. I am going to be jealous every time you tell me you are heading there. Maybe when I fly in for Hilton Head we could sneak in an early morning hike there or somewhere else around Charlotte depending on when we leave?