When Sir Bob of Schneizereindeer returns from Zimbabwe, his knights organizes a meeting to tell Sir Bob some terrible news. His wife, Queen Phaedra, has been taken away by a dragon and locked up in its castle.
As the bravest knight in all of Schneizereindeer, Sir Bob undoubtedly chooses to go on an adventure to save his lover from the devilish dragon. From where Sir Bob’s from, every knight possesses a special ability, and for Bob, he could fly.
Sir Bob wastes no time and packs up for his journey to the notorious Dragon Tower. On his way, he meets a peasant shivering on the ground. Sir Bob descends.
“State your name, peasant,” says Sir Bob.
“I am Sir Nez of Caca, and you are?”
Sir Bob beheads him immediately because Sir Nez is the most
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“Hey! Act like a knight! Here’s what happened: I was working on a regular tooth fairy day, taking kids’ teeth from all around the world. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, no other flying men in black suits mugged me and brought me to a dark room. While I was trying to figure out what had happened, they came in and dragged me into a van, and there was where everything started. They told me that Santa Claus had gone MIA during Christmas Eve, and my mission was to locate him and to bring him back. They gave me a new identity and made marry you because you had the money and power we needed to locate Santa to save Christmas. There weren’t any news until two weeks ago. There were reports of Santa being spotted here in Schneizereindeer while you were gone. That’s when you became worthless to us so I left. I’m sorry.”
Sir Bob sighs and walks to the tooth fairy, holding her hands he said, “I also have a confession to make. I am Santa. I quit because I really got tired of doing my job for I had to work 24-7 every year and everyone took it for granted. I figured that nobody would really understand my importance and appreciate my work unless I somehow disappear and ruin Christmas for a year. But now that you found me, I guess your job was to bring me back and save Christmas again. Go ahead, cuff me, I won’t blame you for it.”
Tooth Fairy steps up and grasps Santa hand and says to him, “I know exactly
This Knight could always be depended on to be at the fore of battle in his service to his lord, in fact he does this so exceptionally well that he appears to have the talent for travelling with an impressive speed! He dared never to utter a word of rudeness and behaved meekly whilst in the company of those not engaged with him on the battlefield. In keeping true to the tradition of his profession, his dress was `nat gay', while his horse was considered good, however this is permitted, as it is essential to his success.
Santa: (waking up and sniffing the air) Hmmm smells like Mrs. Clause has picked up smoking again. (Closes eyes to fall back to sleep, automatically opens them when he hears snowflake yelling) Well what is this commotion about? HOLY GINGERBREAD MEN MY CARPET IS ON FIRE!! (Grabs big jugs of milk from mini fridge and pours them on the fire) Well, what do you have to say for yourself?
“It all started one Christmas Eve, where we all were together. Freak, Grim, Gram, Max and I, we were all opening presents. You could feel a rush of excitement as we all opened presents.”
Narrator: “Santa is on vacation in the Bahamas when the Easter Bunny shows up and halts his trip,” said the narrator.
What if I was to tell you that the jolly, friendly, and innocent wonderworker that is Santa Claus that we all know and love, didn't always make the ‘nice list?’ Siefker bridges the gap between truth and fiction by embedding the notion that Santa Claus has taken on some strange identities over the past hundreds of years- each varying in name, personality, and drapery. In a daunting and unruly thesis, Siefker unfolds the evolution of Santa Claus and exploited his time as Robin Goodfellow; who is sometimes referred to as Puck, the Pagan fairy of mischief (Wright). However irrational this truth may seem, it is noted that Santa Claus is derived from an accumulation of tales, the earliest of which begin in year 260 AD with the birth of Saint Nicholas
One day, Buddy the elf walked into Santa’s workshop, bored and looking for an adventure.
Aunt Sarah rolled her eyes and clucked haughtily, “Oh really.” She then returned to her business of checking the barn floor for seeds. Her two chicks looked inquisitively at their cousin, but did not dare go near him. The knight—his needle-sword flashing through the air, his feed bag cape flapping behind him, his tin shield firmly grasped in his wing, and his chipped teacup helmet perched precariously upon his head—was not done.
It was December fifteenth and the air was getting even more crisp and colder. I just knew this Christmas was going to be the best! I was becoming more and more excited for the twenty- fifth to come around. Everything was perfect; the season, weather, even mama’s cooking was on point this year. I felt nothing could ruin this Christmas.
“Well, first you can stop calling him, Boss Claus. He doesn't deserve it. Second, since Santa loves capitalism so much, we're gonna give him exactly that. All aspects of capitalism. And he's gonna feel it. Deep inside.”
He decided to stay at the Magic Inn, the most popular hotel in town. He had collected about 17,000 dollars because he worked at the castle for about fifteen years. He never spent any because they offered him food and a room. On his way, he ran into a unicorn. He was really interested because he never saw one before. “You seem very upset,” the unicorn said. Gerard just stared at the unicorn in awe. “I’m Clara, and who are you?” she asked. Gerard replied saying, “It’s none of your business.” “Wow Gerard, you are being really feisty today,” replied the unicorn. Gerard was shocked. All he thought about was how the unicorn knew his name. “I know everything,” she said, almost as if she knew what he was thinking. Gerard was creeped out and started to leave.
Telling your children that a magic man brought them gifts can be cute. But that day you have to sit them down after they come home from Second grade shouting about someone told them that Santa wasn’t real is going to suck. I personally was never told Santa was real, I never went through finding out Santa wasn’t real. I did, however, tell almost everyone that I was friends with
One thing that makes Christmas such a special holiday is the fact that it combines festivities and religion, two things that have driven humanity for centuries. The fact that Christianity is the most popular religion around the world, drives anticipation for a day tied to the centerpiece of the religion. There is also the historical context of religion and festivals that has stake in many cultures throughout history. These two things make Christmas uniquely positioned to drive anticipation in the lives of people around the world.
“I was going to propose on Christmas Eve.” Those are the chilling words of Jason Befort to HG when he knew that he probably would not make it past that night. Reginald and Jonathan Carr broke in and tortured five victims with the intent of killing all in 2000, leaving only one survivor (Kovalchik). The Carrs were sentenced to death in 2002, but three of those capital murder sentences have been overturned since. The Supreme Court heard the case on the seventh of October in 2015. The Carr brother case has shaken the nation for what it is, through the defenses and issues in court, and where the case will go next.
He notices Tiny Tim, Bob Cratchit handicap son whose kindness and humbleness warms Scrooge's, heart. Then the spirit takes Scrooge to his nephew, Fred, Christmas party. He saw cheerful people gathered together. As the day pass, the spirit starts looking older. The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come takes Scrooge through a series of mysterious scenes related to an unnamed person recent death. Scrooge saw a businessman talking about the dead man money, some traveler trading his personal impact for money. Scrooge desperately asks for the dead man name. After asking the ghost, he finds himself in a churchyard, and the spirit points at a grave and was shocked when he notices it says his name. He desperately tells the spirit to change his destiny, promise to glorify Christmas with all his heart. Filled with happiness with the thought of saving himself and thankful that he has been returned to Christmas Day, he rushes out to the streets to share his Christmas Spirit. He buys a giant turkey for the Cratchit house and goes to his nephew party and surprises the other
In 2005, ten-year-old Belle Adams had her dreams crushed after learning the truth about Santa Claus. Her mother, Nicki Adams, admitted to lying about Santa Claus being real. Belle never felt so betrayed. She reacts by writing an offensive note and sliding the note under her mother’s door. The note read, “You have no idea what you just did. I really tried to believe. Everyone told me it’s your parents. I can’t believe you anymore. Is the Easter bunny real, how about the tooth fairy, huh? You just ruined a 10-year-old child’s Life! Thanks! Nothing will make me feel better because you lied to me about something I Loved that Broke my Heart!” As we all know, Santa Claus is the one of the most famous mythologies of all time. Every Christmas Eve,